The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
The other half cant afford it
(Source: tom-bass, via sloth-tacos)
hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?
(Source: trust-me-imadoctor)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via orgasm)
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
(via territorialcreep)
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
(via blastadiamond)
To help orphaned baby sloths like this one grow up and climb trees in the wild, please donate to scientist Rebecca Cliffe’s rehabilitation project:
Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica [indiegogo]
[h/t: slothville]
(Source: slothville, via absentlyabbie)